Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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