He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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