i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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