You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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