I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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