The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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