is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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