So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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