he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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