just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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