who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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