rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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