i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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