Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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