The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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