My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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