garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
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