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(312): View more from Illinois

You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer

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(208): View more from Idaho

know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing

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(518): View more from New York

plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever

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(954): View more from Florida

Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?

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(517): View more from Michigan

I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet

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(707): View more from California

They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield

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(408): View more from California

i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.

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