I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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