weddingsv make me drug and hornr
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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