Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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