After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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