Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
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