You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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