you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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