is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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