Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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