you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
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