..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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