well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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