she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it's like iHOP with fire
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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