I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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