BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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