There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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