i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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