He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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