people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Vodka?
Forever.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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