Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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