You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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