I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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