hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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