I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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