There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
