You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
