i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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