i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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