K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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