I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
one might say we're banned from that church
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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