Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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