dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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