i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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