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turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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