I wanna bring you to show and tell
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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