The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Come see our sink grown plant.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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