I never want to see another naked old woman again.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Randomize
