Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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