Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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